December 2011
15 posts
I live up north. I do not know anyone called Lotty, Piggy or Genevieve. I can spend less than £15 on a night out and come home slaughtered. If I take a hummus wrap to work, someone will go ‘oooooh!’ If I’m on a bus, whoever sits next to me will start a conversation (this isn’t weird). I earn less than minimum wage but the most I have ever paid to get into a club is...
Vodka
makes everything ok
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Today = Nightmare
I have 70 people coming for Xmas dinner tonight. The kitchen is not big enough for 70 xmas dinners, there’s not even enough food in the building to make 70 christmas dinners :(
And Star Wars isn’t letting me log on
November 2011
40 posts
Seriously
Is there a name for what’s wrong with you?
“The 13 year old version of myself living inside my head has way more power than...”
– Zooey Deschanel (via choosingchaos)
I got a letter
inviting me to my first cervical screening test :s
I know I should go, but :s
Does this mean I’m officially a growed up person?
“Here I am: a bundle of past recollections and future dreams knotted up in a...”
– Sylvia Plath (via thatkindofwoman)
I miss writing proper academic stuff
but I think that’s just because I don’t do it anymore. I wanna get back into reading articles and journals but thats difficult to do when you’re out of the loop. Academia is like that friend, that you promise you’ll stay in touch with, but then you don’t see each other for a while, then it gets too long, and then it’s just awkward because you’ve both...
I don't care who you think you are
No snotty bitch has the right look down her snooty little nose and click her fingers at me when she’s wearing tinsel round her neck. IN FUCKING NOVEMBER
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I like sleeping because its like being dead without the commitment
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Dancing like this:
Laughing like this :
Being creepy like this:
When we’re in class and they’re doing a presentation, I’m in the front like,
I start making sexy faces at them like:
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Customer: Can I have a coke.
Me: Anything else?
Customer: Coke……….with just ice.
Me: As opposed to that Rohypnol I was lining up
Customer: What
Customer: I’d like a bottle of Crabs please
Me: You want Crabs *snigger*
Customer: Yes please
Me: I think you wanna head towards Broad Street * snigger*
Customer: What, just give me the drink, Crabs yeah
Me: *snigger* sure. Crabbies yeah?
Customer: Yeah, that’s what I said
“Must love decorating for the holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind...”
– Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman. (via havssol)
What’s the deal with this Miley Cyrus blow job thing? Will my computer die just because I wanna see how Miley tickles his pickle?
Thoughts on 'The Monk'
I’ve just finished reading The Monk, and before I got started I read all these reviews on how it was a horrific book, rape, incest, beatings, religion, etc, and how it influenced the Marquis de Sade. So I thought I’d have a cheeky read….
1) It was way tamer than I wanted. There wasn’t nearly enough rape, incest, murder as I was expecting. I was kinda (read: a lot)...
Jar of Hearts is the prettiest song I’ve heard. Ever.
Whilst I was watching X Factor
I thought of something really profoundly sociologically insightful to write, but I’ve forgotton it because instead of writing it down, I was watching my housemate play Call of Duty 3. So the world is now a much poorer place. Shit.
Tumblr is boring me today