Monday, December 19, 2011

I live up north. I do not know anyone called Lotty, Piggy or Genevieve. I can spend less than £15 on a night out and come home slaughtered. If I take a hummus wrap to work, someone will go ‘oooooh!’ If I’m on a bus, whoever sits next to me will start a conversation (this isn’t weird). I earn less than minimum wage but the most I have ever paid to get into a club is £3. I have been to a takeaway where they sell a pie inside a bun. It rains every day. I have never seen a dog in a handbag. Trams are a serious mode of transport. Everywhere I go there is a man selling either a bird whistle or a running rat. If I wear high heels, I WILL get stuck in cobbles. If I phone for a taxi it will arrive before I’ve put the phone down. I know 23 people called Dave.

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Sunday, December 18, 2011

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whythehullnot: yes.

whythehullnot:

yes.

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Saturday, December 17, 2011

Vodka

makes everything ok

Posted at 12:58 AM
Tuesday, December 13, 2011

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Sunday, December 11, 2011
9gag: (via 9GAG - Buying alcohol) People should learn from this

9gag:

(via 9GAG - Buying alcohol)

People should learn from this

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Bitch please, I'm a unicorn.

funniest10k:

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Friday, December 9, 2011
keedenmonster: #PeopleSleepingOnPublicTransport (Taken with instagram)

keedenmonster:

#PeopleSleepingOnPublicTransport (Taken with instagram)

Posted at 9:20 AM Reblogged from keedenmonster
Sunday, December 4, 2011

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  • Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
  • Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
  • Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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